Retro T-Shirts

These are the original remastered t-shirt designs released by Frank & Steve. If you had one, it's probably deteriorated in a landfill somewhere. So now's your chance to get it again!

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Long Sleeve Tees

Now bring your filthy mind into the Fall season with these long sleeve Ts. 

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Hoodies

You thought we wouldn't offer you a way to bring this filth into the holiday season, did you? Wrong! Snuggle up, cupcake! 

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Mugs

No matter your bladder size, this is officially the new best way to let Joe enter you. 

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Tumblers

If our basic mug couldn't leave you fulfilled, then level up with this ginormous beast. And don't forget to spill a little out for your homie, Steve. 

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Hats

We're joining the Bananas and starting our own new teams. What real town do you want to play in? 

Climax, PA - Hooker, OK - Cumming, GA - Bangor, ME - Dickshooter, ID - Beaver, AR - Big Bone Lick, KY - Muff, PA

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Stickers

Get your favorite design and slap it somewhere for the world to see. Set a ticking time bomb of repulsion. Then wait for their reaction when they finally "get it" later. Purchased items will not contain "SAMPLE" on them. 

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Frog Lipps - Logo

One of many variants to come. Ribbit, bitch!

Camel Toe

Not to be confused with Moose Knuckle. This design doesn't tightly split any part of your body. Or if it does, you ordered the wrong size. 

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Doggie Style

No, the D.O.G.G. had 0% inspiration of this design. This come from behind approach has been around since cavemen. 

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Huge Jugs

There's no milking it, these just look like tits!

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Morning Wood

Here on a usual, dewy, sunny morning, we have a bird perched on a thick, round, hunk of branch.

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Skid Marks

It's never ok to make fun of an accident. Unless it's your fatally-odored accident. Sorry! It's a shitty joke.

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Spanking the Monkey

What does one do in the presence of a naughty monkey? Administer the thoroughest of reprimands.

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Winter Bush

Every Spring trim that bush so it will become full and luscious once again by Winter.

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Wounded Beaver

That there's a beaver! You can tell by its teeth and tail. Looks like the lil' fellar broke his funny bone. He keeps saying how sore it is. But to be honest, he's acting more like a puss about it.

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